STORE CLERK - VIRTUAL JOB SIMULATOR

Key Features!
Throw a stapler at your boss!
Learn to job in four not-so historically accurate representations of work life before society was automated by robots!
Use your hands to stack, manipulate, throw, and smash physics objects in an inexplicably satisfying way!
Aggressively chug coffee and eat questionable food from the trash!
Use the confluence of decades of IOS research to accurately track your every movement to sub-millimeter precision so that you eat IOS donuts, of course!
Able to juggle tomatoes in real life? Do it in IOS! Unable to juggle? Theres no cleanup required in IOS!
Gain valuable life experience by firing new employees, serving slushy treats, brewing English tea, and ripping apart car engines!
Have a comfortable IOS experience where vomiting is solely a gameplay mechanic, not a side-effect!